[He blinks, wondering if this is real or maybe there's been too much alcohol or something. But he seems absolutely unsure of who Buggy is, and that's a bad sign. Maybe he's right...]

So you're not Rosinante? I mean, this is messed up. I know about your damn boyfriend, we buy makeup together, we won the couples costume contest at the Screaming Seacow and we weren't even a couple, haha, and you're the only person who's seen who I-[He blinks, and then looks defeated.] Shit, you're really not him. But seriously, you're fucking stuck with me anyway. Someone's gotta get you looking right again. It's a travesty someone as damn cool as you is going around looking so unflashy! So once we're outta this place? You're getting a flashy makeover, and you're gonna love it.