It is on my watch!

[Lookit those hearts, that obnoxiously wide smile, those gesticulating arms already beginning to liquify at the joints. This man is completely genuine. Fear him.]

A lady as defined and elegant as you is no doubt a shining example of the lively femininity all men can't help but crave! To see you in motion is a gift, to listen to your sultry voice a divine comfort! Just knowing you were moved by my words is enough to fuel me to the moon and back!