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[deviledlegs]

[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]

Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.

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[Video]

[desert_queen]

I'm always up for a challenge. [Not that she'll be going out of her way to personally search out something for him, but really, that's quite an offer. And with how far reaching her contacts are, she might just manage it.]

[deviledlegs]

[There are beautiful, red lips on his screen! They thoroughly distract him from making any connection to Crocodile.

That was a long time ago, okay.]

The only challenge here is the delightfully mischievous glint in your eyes, my dear! Truly, my purpose in this muddled universe is to soften your edges and bathe in your smile!

[desert_queen]

[Oh, he's disgusting. So over the top, so shameless, what a stupid would-be Casanova. She really can't risk not being polite though, and really, with the thugs that she keeps company with he's almost a pleasant change. Too cheesy, but not that bad considering the other blondes she spends times with.

...Shit. She's been way too long without a good man if she's even vaguely impressed with him. ] You flatter me. [Keep it together girl, don't snap at the random man. You've got a reputation to uphold.]

[deviledlegs]

Only because you deserve to be flattered!

[smile smile smile]

[desert_queen]

[Is he for real? She's honestly having trouble reading this. It seems fake, so stupid and over the top, this isn't something that a real person would actually do.

Or is it? She's curious. If it's real, what happens if she pushes back a little? She's got to know, and she's got enough alcohol in her right now to actually go for it. She bites back her disgust, and keeps that feeling inside, and she smiles coquettishly when she films the response. Camera arranged so he can see just a little cleavage, head tilted as if she's eating up all the attention.] You're too kind. It's not every day that a lady gets this kind of attention.

[deviledlegs]

It is on my watch!

[Lookit those hearts, that obnoxiously wide smile, those gesticulating arms already beginning to liquify at the joints. This man is completely genuine. Fear him.]

A lady as defined and elegant as you is no doubt a shining example of the lively femininity all men can't help but crave! To see you in motion is a gift, to listen to your sultry voice a divine comfort! Just knowing you were moved by my words is enough to fuel me to the moon and back!

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[callada]

At this rate it's looking like it might be easier to find the animal than my crew.

[Damn, this is one of the guys he met, too, right? The one Law calls Black Leg. Will he be recognized or not?]

[deviledlegs]

Hah? Even with this wild network we got going? Should I be worrying here?

[While he's far from unfriendly, there's definitely no recognition there.]

[callada]

[Damn. Maybe it was all just a hallucination. Part of the coming back from death experience. Sure would explain a few things.]

Some are luckier than others, I guess. Maybe you're among them. You're one of the Straw Hats, right?

[deviledlegs]

Not "just" one of the Straw Hats! [He slaps his palm against his chest.] I'm the one and only Black Leg Sanji, first rate cook of the sea!

[callada]

First rate, huh.

What if I bring you a plant you've never seen? Does that count for anything?

[Video]

[fleurista]

[Well, it sounds like Robin isn't the only one who's no longer where she ought to be. After all, Sanji can't be collecting unusual animals from all over if he's laying low, right?]

Freelancing, are you? [There's a laugh in her voice; she's definitely teasing him.] I suppose we aren't enough of a challenge anymore.

[deviledlegs]

[Sanji wouldn't be able to lay low anymore even if he tried. Damn shitty wanted poster. These hardships, however, pale in comparison to Robin's magnificent beauty.]

Robin-chwaaaaan~!

You know my heart and soul belong to you and the Straw Hats! These other schmucks just make excellent taste testers!

[fleurista]

[It's so nice to be appreciated.]

To do with as we please, yes, of course.

[Don't give Robin your soul, she will do creepy things with it.]

[deviledlegs]

Why, YES! Please! Do with me!

[video]

[yourotherleft]

That doesn't mean anything when you're supposed to feed me anyway.

[SUP NERD no he has no idea where he is and don't even ask]

[deviledlegs]

[He knows better than to waste energy asking something like that. He will, however, happily waste energy yelling at the guy.]

Shitty moss, think about these things before you run your damn mouth! I can't feed you idiots if I don't have any ingredients!

Hunt as if your life depends on it! Because it will if I hear the girls' stomachs growling for even a single second!

[yourotherleft]

[what is thinking can you eat it]

What, are we out of food already? Dammit Luffy...

Anyway you'll get nothing and deal with it, I don't even know which island this is.

[deviledlegs]

[The world would be a better place if you could.]

I'm not even on the ship, dammit!

But I'm not surprised that you're lost. Just keep running in circles. You'll dig your way somewhere important eventually.

[yourotherleft]

I'm not lost! You guys are the ones who disappeared, you're lost!

[Zoro logic. But by all rights, stepping through the bathroom door onto another island really isn't his fault, for once.]

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

[Sabo can't help but laugh at this, because honestly, he's not going to go and hunt anything unless he has to.]

I don't hunt my food.

[deviledlegs]

You got a problem with it?

[chief_of_staff]

With hunting? No, not necessarily. I just never need to do it to eat, and I'm not feeling like this is an exception to that.

[deviledlegs]

[Well. As long as he eats, it isn't really Sanji's concern how he gets the food. Something in that voice makes it sound like he'd be too noble to steal anyway.]

Then you're a lucky guy!

How 'bout this: Catch one alive, and I'll feed your new pet.

[chief_of_staff]

Pet?

[He's really confused by that term, there.]

I don't have a pet. It's just me here, as far as I'm aware.

[Referring to the rest of the Army, of course.]