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I'm always up for a challenge. [Not that she'll be going out of her way to personally search out something for him, but really, that's quite an offer. And with how far reaching her contacts are, she might just manage it.]

[There are beautiful, red lips on his screen! They thoroughly distract him from making any connection to Crocodile.

That was a long time ago, okay.]

The only challenge here is the delightfully mischievous glint in your eyes, my dear! Truly, my purpose in this muddled universe is to soften your edges and bathe in your smile!

At this rate it's looking like it might be easier to find the animal than my crew.

[Damn, this is one of the guys he met, too, right? The one Law calls Black Leg. Will he be recognized or not?]

Hah? Even with this wild network we got going? Should I be worrying here?

[While he's far from unfriendly, there's definitely no recognition there.]

[Damn. Maybe it was all just a hallucination. Part of the coming back from death experience. Sure would explain a few things.]

Some are luckier than others, I guess. Maybe you're among them. You're one of the Straw Hats, right?

[Oh, he's disgusting. So over the top, so shameless, what a stupid would-be Casanova. She really can't risk not being polite though, and really, with the thugs that she keeps company with he's almost a pleasant change. Too cheesy, but not that bad considering the other blondes she spends times with.

...Shit. She's been way too long without a good man if she's even vaguely impressed with him. ] You flatter me. [Keep it together girl, don't snap at the random man. You've got a reputation to uphold.]

Not "just" one of the Straw Hats! [He slaps his palm against his chest.] I'm the one and only Black Leg Sanji, first rate cook of the sea!

Only because you deserve to be flattered!

[smile smile smile]

[Is he for real? She's honestly having trouble reading this. It seems fake, so stupid and over the top, this isn't something that a real person would actually do.

Or is it? She's curious. If it's real, what happens if she pushes back a little? She's got to know, and she's got enough alcohol in her right now to actually go for it. She bites back her disgust, and keeps that feeling inside, and she smiles coquettishly when she films the response. Camera arranged so he can see just a little cleavage, head tilted as if she's eating up all the attention.] You're too kind. It's not every day that a lady gets this kind of attention.

It is on my watch!

[Lookit those hearts, that obnoxiously wide smile, those gesticulating arms already beginning to liquify at the joints. This man is completely genuine. Fear him.]

A lady as defined and elegant as you is no doubt a shining example of the lively femininity all men can't help but crave! To see you in motion is a gift, to listen to your sultry voice a divine comfort! Just knowing you were moved by my words is enough to fuel me to the moon and back!

[Well, it sounds like Robin isn't the only one who's no longer where she ought to be. After all, Sanji can't be collecting unusual animals from all over if he's laying low, right?]

Freelancing, are you? [There's a laugh in her voice; she's definitely teasing him.] I suppose we aren't enough of a challenge anymore.

That doesn't mean anything when you're supposed to feed me anyway.

[SUP NERD no he has no idea where he is and don't even ask]

First rate, huh.

What if I bring you a plant you've never seen? Does that count for anything?

How charming.

[How disgusting. This is unreal, how the hell can he even move like that? Is there a perversion fruit? Something like that she might have missed, but seriously. This is too much. But it's also good practice, she's got wedding planning to do and it can't hurt to actually force herself to behave with someone even more annoying than the planner and staff.] You're too much. [Really too much.] A girl my age doesn't get this kind of attention usually, so this is especially pleasant.

[She wonders briefly if he's anything worth remembering though, he seems like someone that's been noted in one of the many reports that have come across her desk.] You know, you could provide lunch for my assistant and I if no one raises to the challenge. She's a lovely girl, and we could use the company. You'll be compensated, of course. [Why is this search taking so long? She's sure at this point that he's been mentioned, more than once, but he's so low rung in her world that he's not really on her radar at all at this point. But things can change, and she's not likely to actually let a chance at a good pawn or employee go to waste.

She'll keep the act up, until she knows who he is.]

[Sabo can't help but laugh at this, because honestly, he's not going to go and hunt anything unless he has to.]

I don't hunt my food.

[Sanji wouldn't be able to lay low anymore even if he tried. Damn shitty wanted poster. These hardships, however, pale in comparison to Robin's magnificent beauty.]

Robin-chwaaaaan~!

You know my heart and soul belong to you and the Straw Hats! These other schmucks just make excellent taste testers!

[He knows better than to waste energy asking something like that. He will, however, happily waste energy yelling at the guy.]

Shitty moss, think about these things before you run your damn mouth! I can't feed you idiots if I don't have any ingredients!

Hunt as if your life depends on it! Because it will if I hear the girls' stomachs growling for even a single second!

You got a problem with it?

[Well, the variety of plants out there is certainly vast and colorful. He is not opposed so much as doubtful of this stranger's ability to discern what flora would make for a decent lunch.]

How big and edible is this hypothetical plant?

Mm, so that's the catch. Does that go for animals too? If I found the world's first palm-sized elephant would I be out a free lunch?

[I mean, she could just ask. He would spill everything with a smile on his face.]

I would be elated, my dear! Whether someone else steps up or not, your powerful beauty and lovely assistant deserve no less than a royal banquet! Allow me to be the man who provides!

Then your crew would have the privilege of sharing the world's smallest pot of elephant stew.

It would be worth it just to see them all try to split it. Maybe it would come down to arm wrestling for it.

[Who would win? He has no idea. Who even is in this crew that he's joined other than Law and Bepo?]

Or maybe it would be your challenge as a cook to spread a palm-sized elephant across a meal fit for a group.

[Damn. This bastard just said the words "challenge as a cook." Fuck this guy and his entire crew, they will have the best damn hypothetical elephant banquet the world has ever seen!]

Damn straight! You wanna feed an army with a mini elephant, I'd feed your shitty army and then some.

[Ah, the advantage of having met Sanji once previously. It's a good thing he likes the guy even if he kicked mud all over him.]

I'll keep an eye out. This place keeps dropping me on weird islands nobody's ever heard of, anyway. I might actually find one.

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