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[deviledlegs]

[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]

Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.

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[callada]

Mm, so that's the catch. Does that go for animals too? If I found the world's first palm-sized elephant would I be out a free lunch?

[deviledlegs]

Then your crew would have the privilege of sharing the world's smallest pot of elephant stew.

[callada]

It would be worth it just to see them all try to split it. Maybe it would come down to arm wrestling for it.

[Who would win? He has no idea. Who even is in this crew that he's joined other than Law and Bepo?]

Or maybe it would be your challenge as a cook to spread a palm-sized elephant across a meal fit for a group.

[deviledlegs]

[Damn. This bastard just said the words "challenge as a cook." Fuck this guy and his entire crew, they will have the best damn hypothetical elephant banquet the world has ever seen!]

Damn straight! You wanna feed an army with a mini elephant, I'd feed your shitty army and then some.

[callada]

[Ah, the advantage of having met Sanji once previously. It's a good thing he likes the guy even if he kicked mud all over him.]

I'll keep an eye out. This place keeps dropping me on weird islands nobody's ever heard of, anyway. I might actually find one.

[deviledlegs]

[He's a painfully easy read, it's true.]

Sounds pretty par for the course. [He snorts. Unintentionally dropping down onto unsuspecting islands. Welcome to the Grand Line.] Work hard, then stop by and eat your fill.

[callada]

If I work out a way to travel where and when I actually want to, I'll let you know.

[deviledlegs]

[Yeah, he's snickering.]

Keep jumping, and you'll get there eventually, right?

[callada]

I've known a few with that motto and sometimes it actually works, despite all reason.

[Shrug. He tends to err on the cynical side in most endeavors but the world is a crazy place and sheer determination does have its value.]

Maybe I'll get lucky on the thirtieth leap.

[deviledlegs]

[Yeah, that's his captain and first mate exactly.]

It takes a special breed, that's for damn sure. Keep count for me.