The New World

[You know, he knows he's not supposed to be here, but eh, things have apparently gone all sideways so why not roll with it? Since he can't get a hold of his crew, Bartolomeo has decided to make the most of it, heaven forbid anyone else important is on Sabaody right now!]

Bar

[First he's in a bar, literally flipping tables because he's bored and the beer is gross. He's decided to pay his tab with mayhem instead of beli. Pirates and civilians alike scatter from the saloon doors as crashing and shouting bleeds from inside]

YOU CALL THIS PISSWATER BEER? SERVES YOU RIGHT TRYING TO SCAM YOUR CUSTOMERS WITH THIS SHIT!!

[bam, crash. Join him, or try to stop him?]

Bounties!

[Woe unto the team of bounty hunters who cornered him in Grove 24. They're not doing so well, as Bartolomeo just stands there with fingers crossed and resting in plain view, letting them bounce off his barrier. It's...quite the sight, really.]

Is this all the better you can do? C'mon, guys, figure it out, it ain't hard.

[It's going to take someone a lot stronger than these small fries to get him to break a sweat, it seems. Anyone else might enjoy watching the terror of the archipelago get their asses handed to them.]

Shopping District

[Still bored, but at least the shopping district has a lot fewer bounty hunters and local thugs to get into his face. Bartolomeo slouches about with his hands in his pants pockets, startling cute shopkeepers by looming up over them and leering at them while looking over their wares. He loves flustering people. It's all fun and games until he gets to the newsstand and wastes some time thumbing through the World Economic Journal]

Psh. Still no new articles about Luffy-senpai. What a joke of a paper, didn't even report it right.

[consider this the wildcard option, just bother him]