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[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]
Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.
Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.
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Date: 2019-02-28 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-28 07:10 am (UTC)That was a long time ago, okay.]
The only challenge here is the delightfully mischievous glint in your eyes, my dear! Truly, my purpose in this muddled universe is to soften your edges and bathe in your smile!
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Date: 2019-02-28 07:25 am (UTC)...Shit. She's been way too long without a good man if she's even vaguely impressed with him. ] You flatter me. [Keep it together girl, don't snap at the random man. You've got a reputation to uphold.]
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Date: 2019-02-28 08:02 am (UTC)[smile smile smile]
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Date: 2019-02-28 08:23 am (UTC)Or is it? She's curious. If it's real, what happens if she pushes back a little? She's got to know, and she's got enough alcohol in her right now to actually go for it. She bites back her disgust, and keeps that feeling inside, and she smiles coquettishly when she films the response. Camera arranged so he can see just a little cleavage, head tilted as if she's eating up all the attention.] You're too kind. It's not every day that a lady gets this kind of attention.
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Date: 2019-02-28 09:45 am (UTC)[Lookit those hearts, that obnoxiously wide smile, those gesticulating arms already beginning to liquify at the joints. This man is completely genuine. Fear him.]
A lady as defined and elegant as you is no doubt a shining example of the lively femininity all men can't help but crave! To see you in motion is a gift, to listen to your sultry voice a divine comfort! Just knowing you were moved by my words is enough to fuel me to the moon and back!
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Date: 2019-02-28 07:13 am (UTC)[Damn, this is one of the guys he met, too, right? The one Law calls Black Leg. Will he be recognized or not?]
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Date: 2019-02-28 07:19 am (UTC)[While he's far from unfriendly, there's definitely no recognition there.]
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Date: 2019-02-28 07:23 am (UTC)Some are luckier than others, I guess. Maybe you're among them. You're one of the Straw Hats, right?
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Date: 2019-02-28 07:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-28 07:46 pm (UTC)What if I bring you a plant you've never seen? Does that count for anything?
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Date: 2019-02-28 12:56 pm (UTC)Freelancing, are you? [There's a laugh in her voice; she's definitely teasing him.] I suppose we aren't enough of a challenge anymore.
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Date: 2019-03-03 06:05 am (UTC)Robin-chwaaaaan~!
You know my heart and soul belong to you and the Straw Hats! These other schmucks just make excellent taste testers!
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Date: 2019-03-06 03:42 am (UTC)To do with as we please, yes, of course.
[Don't give Robin your soul, she will do creepy things with it.]
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Date: 2019-03-24 05:46 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2019-02-28 05:39 pm (UTC)[SUP NERD no he has no idea where he is and don't even ask]
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Date: 2019-03-03 06:10 am (UTC)Shitty moss, think about these things before you run your damn mouth! I can't feed you idiots if I don't have any ingredients!
Hunt as if your life depends on it! Because it will if I hear the girls' stomachs growling for even a single second!
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Date: 2019-03-03 05:36 pm (UTC)What, are we out of food already? Dammit Luffy...
Anyway you'll get nothing and deal with it, I don't even know which island this is.
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Date: 2019-03-04 07:29 am (UTC)I'm not even on the ship, dammit!
But I'm not surprised that you're lost. Just keep running in circles. You'll dig your way somewhere important eventually.
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Date: 2019-03-04 08:13 pm (UTC)[Zoro logic. But by all rights, stepping through the bathroom door onto another island really isn't his fault, for once.]
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Date: 2019-03-01 01:50 am (UTC)I don't hunt my food.
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Date: 2019-03-03 06:28 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-03-04 06:36 am (UTC)Then you're a lucky guy!
How 'bout this: Catch one alive, and I'll feed your new pet.
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Date: 2019-03-05 04:41 pm (UTC)[He's really confused by that term, there.]
I don't have a pet. It's just me here, as far as I'm aware.
[Referring to the rest of the Army, of course.]
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