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[deviledlegs]

[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]

Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.

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[chief_of_staff]

With hunting? No, not necessarily. I just never need to do it to eat, and I'm not feeling like this is an exception to that.

[deviledlegs]

[Well. As long as he eats, it isn't really Sanji's concern how he gets the food. Something in that voice makes it sound like he'd be too noble to steal anyway.]

Then you're a lucky guy!

How 'bout this: Catch one alive, and I'll feed your new pet.

[chief_of_staff]

Pet?

[He's really confused by that term, there.]

I don't have a pet. It's just me here, as far as I'm aware.

[Referring to the rest of the Army, of course.]

[deviledlegs]

The pet you will have just caught. And not eaten.

[chief_of_staff]

I see.

What if I catch nothing, though? Then will I get anything out of sympathy? For being Luffy's brother?

[He's just messing with you now, Sanji.]