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[desert_queen]

I'm looking for one of my assistants, she's gone missing.

Robin, are you there? We've got work to do.

[You might, however, find yourself in a busy port town with a bustling shopping scene. And in that town, you might just run across a tiny woman with a miniature bananawani hatchling sticking out of a very expensive purse. She's got her cigarette in a beautiful holder, a hoard of shopping bags hanging on her other arm, and she's definitely a little on the irritated side.

She's got a damn king to marry, and an idiot princess to dispose of fast. Or that's what she had to do. Who knows how she's going to manage now? Or more, how this world of worlds is going to manage having her.]


(OOC: Lady Crocodile, no hook, but you might wanna be careful around that hand anyway.)

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[missallsunday]

[... Well now. That's something different. Robin raises a careful eyebrow at the bananawani, keeping her face otherwise studiously smooth. It's tempting, oh so tempting, to comment -- but she's not blind to the idea that this might be some other kind of test, so she sticks to the topic of conversation at hand, not letting herself be obviously distracted by the... pet.

She supposes this must be the 'Baby' mentioned earlier.]

A very good gift.

[And Doflamingo is someone to keep happy, even if an alliance is... chancy.]

Do you want me to cultivate him?

[Befriend a fellow underling of uncertain loyalty, and let him show any inklings he might have of rebellion. She's winkled dissent out of more than one organization this way.]

[desert_queen]

[Crocodile makes a soft sound of amusement at that raised eyebrow, and stifles her usual laugh. Robin hides so much, and holds so much back. And getting certain reactions out of her, things like caution, fear, or even simple enjoyment is something entirely entertaining. It's always more fun to get a person like her to respond.]

Doffy does like gifts. But I don't like giving them out too freely.

[She's managed to keep a good alliance with the Doffy from her world, but she also sleeps with him on occasion. They've bonded through sex, money, and mutual awful. But she's not entirely attached to him, there's nothing beyond terrible to keep a bond going. Which means her interests in pleasing him can shift at any given moment.

She nods at Robin's suggestion. If anyone can figure him out, it's her.]

If he lasts more than a few days, yes. I want to see if he's worth holding onto first, it's a waste of your time if I don't plan on keeping him.

[missallsunday]

[All obedience, Robin dips her head in acknowledgment, but there's a smile tugging around the edges of her lips. It's always a good sign when an employer appreciates her properly. A waste of your time says that Robin's time is valuable not only to herself, but to Lady Crocodile as well.]

And in the meantime?

[There's always work to be done, and this new occurrence means that they'll have their work cut out making sure that Baroque Works is still together and generally uncompromised. But she'll let Lady choose the direction to begin working -- no need to take the reins, not until she's got a better measure of this new version of her craftiest and most dangerous employer.]

[desert_queen]

In the meantime we collect the wreckage of the whole of the Baroque Works. Most of my male counterparts have abandoned their investments. Can you imagine how valuable those weaklings would be in mass? Even the most useless of them doubled up would be more than most could handle.

[And by we, she means Robin of course. She's not going to be without her hand in it, but she's got a wedding to plan out.] Of course, keeping a strong hand on the Alabasta situation is always a priority.