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[deviledlegs]

[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]

Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.

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[deviledlegs]

[He knows better than to waste energy asking something like that. He will, however, happily waste energy yelling at the guy.]

Shitty moss, think about these things before you run your damn mouth! I can't feed you idiots if I don't have any ingredients!

Hunt as if your life depends on it! Because it will if I hear the girls' stomachs growling for even a single second!

[yourotherleft]

[what is thinking can you eat it]

What, are we out of food already? Dammit Luffy...

Anyway you'll get nothing and deal with it, I don't even know which island this is.

[deviledlegs]

[The world would be a better place if you could.]

I'm not even on the ship, dammit!

But I'm not surprised that you're lost. Just keep running in circles. You'll dig your way somewhere important eventually.

[yourotherleft]

I'm not lost! You guys are the ones who disappeared, you're lost!

[Zoro logic. But by all rights, stepping through the bathroom door onto another island really isn't his fault, for once.]

[deviledlegs]

I am definitely less lost than you.

[Does it actually matter when they're both very lost?










Yes.]

[yourotherleft]

[hang on a mo...

...for real, there's this long pause while the wheels turn]

You just admitted that you're lost. Good job, cook.

And for the record there's no way you're less lost than I am. [okay he should've quit while he was ahead]

[deviledlegs]

[As dry as burnt toast.]

When I get lost, it's not because I went right two seconds after someone told me to turn left.

[yourotherleft]

I don't do that either! [eternal denial] You're just a dumbass who can't give me good directions!