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[deviledlegs]

[Well. With all the shit happening right now, there's really only one thing Sanji can say to give this smart snail a proper test.]

Catch me an animal I've never seen before, and your whole shitty crew gets free lunch.

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[deviledlegs]

[He asks out of vain hope. It's the only thing keeping his brain working right now.]

Oh, I don't mean to offend! Just one look at your stunning beauty - even through this screen! - is enough to fill my mind to the brim! There's no room for a single ugly bastard in those lovey-dovey fantasies!

It's just that- [Ahem. Awkward cough into hand is go.] Sir Crocodile of Alabasta was not fond of me, you see.

[desert_queen]

[Poor baby, and lovey-dovey fantasies? Really? Oh, honey, she'd break you apart. She's absolutely cruel with her toys, and Sanji is her type to play with and toss away.]

It's unfortunate that he didn't like you, my counterparts are useless things with poor tastes. But I like you, so far. Robin does too. [She'd like to hurt him, to use him, to see what it was that gave the Straw Hat Crew such power over her male duplicates.] I think I'm far more appealing than those men are. Don't you agree?