Lady Crocodile (
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I'm looking for one of my assistants, she's gone missing.
Robin, are you there? We've got work to do.
[You might, however, find yourself in a busy port town with a bustling shopping scene. And in that town, you might just run across a tiny woman with a miniature bananawani hatchling sticking out of a very expensive purse. She's got her cigarette in a beautiful holder, a hoard of shopping bags hanging on her other arm, and she's definitely a little on the irritated side.
She's got a damn king to marry, and an idiot princess to dispose of fast. Or that's what she had to do. Who knows how she's going to manage now? Or more, how this world of worlds is going to manage having her.]
(OOC: Lady Crocodile, no hook, but you might wanna be careful around that hand anyway.)
Robin, are you there? We've got work to do.
[You might, however, find yourself in a busy port town with a bustling shopping scene. And in that town, you might just run across a tiny woman with a miniature bananawani hatchling sticking out of a very expensive purse. She's got her cigarette in a beautiful holder, a hoard of shopping bags hanging on her other arm, and she's definitely a little on the irritated side.
She's got a damn king to marry, and an idiot princess to dispose of fast. Or that's what she had to do. Who knows how she's going to manage now? Or more, how this world of worlds is going to manage having her.]
(OOC: Lady Crocodile, no hook, but you might wanna be careful around that hand anyway.)
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Currently makeup-free and wearing the slightly burned red sweatshirt with incomprehensible text he had picked up in that strange alien city, he walks the cobblestone streets with tired eyes and some serious nicotine withdrawals, looking for an opportunity to fix his miserable situation.
He manages to bum a cigarette off someone finally, then takes it in hand after a puff and turns to see who he's just noticed in his peripheral vision. Boy, he looks a sorry sight next to someone that elegant.]
Um, pardon me, but do you know which island this is?
[Meanwhile, the end of his cigarette has started to light the wooden fruit stand behind him on fire.]
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It'd be easy to treat him badly...
But if she decides to get back to her current scheme, she needs to keep something of a good reputation. It's going to make things a lot harder if Cobra hears she's bullying exhausted looking strangers. She's reformed, supposedly. She's supposed to be using her position to help, to keep the common man out of the grasp of cruel pirates. So she's got to at least pretend like she's a vaguely decent person now. And not a cruel pirate herself.
God, this game is frustrating. Plan B is civil war, and that's all good and fine. But it's messier and more complicated. And she'd rather keep it on the back burner for now. So she forces herself to socialize, maybe he's going to have some useful information if she chit-chats.]
The locals call it Grandeur Island 777. The name fits it. [It's a shopping and expense haven. And the locals are side-eyeing all the unwanted and poor looking newcomers.
Crocodile has been treated just fine, though. With Beri to spend, you're a god in these parts.] It's not a place I remember from my home. [She stares at the way the stand owner screeches and puts out the fire fast. He just barely saved some over priced melons from a quick roast. Then he hurls some choice insults at her odd companion, words that shouldn't be said in front of fine ladies.
She finds the whole situation stupid and hilarious.]
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Hell of a name. But I can see that it lives up to it.
[A place like this will have undercover Marine activity and he'll have to keep an eye out. The moment they realize he's still alive - no, alive again - is the moment he becomes one of the sea's most wanted. Then again, this is the New World and the Marines don't have the grip on it that they wish they did, unless that's changed in the last thirteen years.
Not a place she remembers, though? That's sort of an odd thing to say.]
Where's home? If you don't mind me asking.
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Oh well.] It's excess on top of excess. You should see the casinos. They're obscene. [The tiny bananawani, which is wearing a red bow, leans out of the bag to angrily squeak at whoever is close by. Which includes Rosinante. She catches it before it falls out, pushes it back in with a small sound of irritation.
Nothing is going her way today. And her pet refuses to behave on top of it.] I'm currently residing in Alabasta. [She takes a long drag, and blows out a heart shaped smoke ring.] I woke up here, a long way from home. [She tilts her head, keep it up girl, be pleasant. Honey over poison and all that.] Do you know why these things are happening? Even my best sources are keeping quiet.
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No. Nope. It's going to be hard to get out of that mindset. What shakes him out of it this time is the squeak from the little reptile, which he regards with a brief curious glance but nothing more. Weird pet.
She's clearly noticed that things aren't right, though. Which is nice - he'd started to think he was going crazy, on that last little island where the residents tried so hard to stick to business as usual. Still, whatever happened physically moved her all the way from Alabasta? Just picked her up and dropped her? How strange.
As if considering her question, he rubs his chin. Ugh, stubble. A razor, that's another thing he needs to find, if he can manage to figure out how to get his hands on some coin.]
Can't say I have any idea. What sort of things have been happening? I just came off the sea. Didn't seem like much was off while I was out there.
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She's still trying to fake polite to Rosinante. But it's hard for her. He's so rough. If he just came off of the sea, it makes sense, but in the end she really does like well groomed and handsome men. The glistening, muscular, maybe a decade younger than her type. The ones with money to blow and or skills worth having around.
But she keeps running into rough, stubbly, and often poor ones. It's a trend that she's not particularly pleased with.
He has no information. That he's being honest about, anyway. His looks are nagging at her too, his features are familiar. She swears it. She just can't put her finger on it, and it's make the whole situation more upsetting. She should just walk away now, and leave him to figure out things on his own.] Hmm.
[She takes another drag, and sighs. She's not drunk enough for any of this nonsense. Robin is far better for socializing with the common man. Or uncommon man. Either way.] The news is all wrong, the charts are off, the logs a mess. Just to name a few things. [That's to say nothing of the landmass issues, the struggle with even more dangerous animals, and robot sentinels in certain towns. It's a mess.] From what I've heard, the Marines are launching a mass investigation. They're not the only ones, though.
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The Marines would certainly launch an investigation. Or they'd set a bunch of sailors out under the guise of an investigation to cover for the fact that they - that someone in the government - probably knows exactly what has happened. It's going to be tough going without access to that information anymore. Maybe he'll figure something out.
He taps ash off the end of his cigarette onto the street.]
Thought the news was funny when I got off here, but I hadn't had time to do much reading yet.
[Rosinante flicks his eyes up the street, as if making sure nobody is listening in on them talk. Really, if it was a problem he would suggest they move aside, but a woman like her probably wants nothing to do with some scruffy sailor like him, even if she's being kind enough to chat. She must be just as confused by all of it as he is.]
Sounds like you're caught up on the latest, but the latest isn't enough. Look, I could use a hand. Been on a long journey. But I'm a retired guardsman from an island in the North Blue and I know how to handle myself in a fight. Know a thing or two about handling Marines, too.
[That last part he says quietly, with a slight conspiratorial lift of his eyebrow.]
If you've got business in this place, I can help make sure you get it done, so long as you can spare some beri.
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Given the circumstances, Robin's disinclined to roll in on the offensive. Wait, gather intel, and see what shakes out.]
Missing? I didn't realize I was meant to be on a leash.
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[Or does she? She's curious now, and really can't take Robin's text for anything positive, negative, sarcastic or playful. It's just cold words. And there's no way to gain anything from them. So after just a moment, she sends another quick text to try to get a handle on who this Robin is. If it's hers, she can figure it out quickly enough. If it's not, she needs to treat her as any outsider with dangerous information.]
The papers are full of conflicting information. Tell me, did we have a falling out? [She does know her masculine counterparts seem to be separated from the life she's in currently. Then again, with their looks? They'd never succeed at her schemes.]
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The Alabasta operation did not end as planned.
[That's nicely ambiguous.]
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A pity. I read about how they failed. It's pathetic. Men like that can't control themselves.
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Nor can they control others nearly as well as they would like.
[Text]-Private, secure
How stupid and sentimental of her, to feel that way.
It's not that she's somehow less of a crime powerhouse as a woman, no she considers herself far above her male counterparts. But she's learned that keeping important people around benefits her. A little forgiveness once in a while, a little tolerance? It's kept her successful. Even if she only acts on these things for the sake of keeping powerful people under her thumb.
The problem is that some people have the damn audacity to push themselves above simply useful in her heart. Robin is one of them. And it pisses her off to no end.]
Seems like it. Those idiots couldn't even keep their organizations together. Much less stay out of the Marine's hands.
Did they really lose to that scrawny brat? I can't imagine it. [That Strawhat kid can't be her undoing. But the stupid princess was seen with them... This means they need to have an eye kept on them to a higher degree.]
Private/secure going forward
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a couple days later
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Salvador. Will you be coming back after you get a ride? Or are you expecting a favor out of me with this? [He's cute, but not sugar mama amounts of spending cute. And any ship she has contact with is making money for her. Still, he has his value and use, so she thinks she can work something out if he plans on staying in her employ.]
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So she sighs, and texts back.] I'll arrange for the transportation.
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Currently on grove 23 but can make my way to wherever the ship will be. Let me know where when convenient.
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[Text] private-secure
... which is not precisely the "here" I was recently.
Perhaps it would be more helpful to specify what "here" ought to be.
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[And, since the name isn't fully revealing and she's already noticed the existence of duplicates...]
Perhaps we ought to compare some notes.
[Text] private-secure unless noted otherwise
[She's already met one Robin here, and she wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple Crocodiles too. She hasn't met any personally, but there's evidence to their existence in the papers.]
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[In other words, is this Sir Crocodile she's speaking with.]
There are some interesting news articles in circulation.
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Is that so? What have you seen?
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